January 2012
37 posts
Jan 9th
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“Este año, dígalo con silencios pasivo agresivos.”
– mareoflores’ Twitter
Jan 9th
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Trolleo
cosmopollito: Hoy, como todos los días, es un buen día para trollear a @diamandina con un poco de gifs de búhos malditos. Inocente palomita...
DearMars: You, sir, have la razón. ¡¡Al buscagifsdebúhosmalditosmóvil!!
diamandina: Youtubing aliens y loading contrataque 7 veces 7 por ciento.
DearMars: *Buffering satán en forma de búho alienígena*
Jan 9th
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ListenListen
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Clever ain't wise.: Can you pronounce all these... →
gorilla-manor: ‘After trying these verses a Frenchman said (evidently) that he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.’ Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy,…
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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“Replica de años, de pasos, de ramas y sigues amando.”
– _erreo’s Twitter
Jan 8th
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LMFAO: I'm sexy and i know it!!!
Public: Wooo yeahh this is great!
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place, we found love in a hopeless place, we found love in a hopeless placeeeee
Public: Oh yeah!!! top ten material right there!
Kanye West & Jay Z: That shit cray, that shit cray
Public: Hellz yeah requestin' this shit!!
Katy Perry: Used to steal your parents liquor and climb to the roof
Public: Ohh yeahh this my jam! top ten right hur
Lady Gaga: I'm gonna marry the night
I won't give up on my life
I'm a warrior queen
Live passionately tonight
I'm gonna marry the dark
Gonna make love to the stark
I'm a soldier to my own emptiness
I am a winner
Public: What the fuck is this shit, ew, I don't get it, it's so annoying!
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Doubt Unimaginable: it seems so easy but sometimes... →
topherlee: Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks…
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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“Dar amor para recibir amor es subestimar; amor ni con amor se paga.”
– Arissima’s Twitter
Jan 8th
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Saludos.
FeeeerGe: La guerra en mis labios sin la paz de los tuyos.
cosmopollito: SEXTUITAZO
FeeeerGe: Pinshe pollo violado. Hazte. Te odio.
cosmopollito: Un saludo a Adriana que nos está viendo y se está tocando.
pixidixidoo: :3
FeeeerGe: Un saludo a @rawcketsurfer y a @soybienviernes que siempre nos espían.
cosmopollito: Y a ella, la mimosa.
soybienviernes: Aquí está tu mimosa, mbe.
cosmopollito: Dile a @rawcketsurfer que un saludo a Emma Stone.
rawcketsurfer: Yo ni Twitter tengo. Los espío con mis binoculares desde un árbol.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2012-1-1) →
Jessie J (168) Rihanna (97) Glee Cast (88) Edith Márquez (53) The Saturdays (49) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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“Seguridad es hacerte bolita y meterte en sus brazos para ser feliz.”
– _erreo’s Twitter
Jan 2nd
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20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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“No sé, te amo.”
– Vulgarcillo’s Twitter
Jan 2nd
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash
Teacher: Get out.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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WatchWatch
gaysexistheanswer: Fountain Of Cum. NSFW
Jan 2nd
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The Kaiser: Some Advice For You →
the-kaiser: Here is some advice I have for people who struggle with elements of the religious community who are openly opposed to homosexual relations, homosexual people and the apparent “gay agenda”. I know it’s tough. I went to highly conservative religious schools for 12 years, and though I was never…
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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“Quédate con el hombre con el que puedas bailar. Es lo más cercano al amor que...”
– cosmopollito’s Twitter
Jan 2nd
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ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“Luego uno se enamora de cualquier cosa que no tenga nada que ver con enamorarse.”
– fragmentario’s Twitter
Jan 1st
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friend: Mulan isn't even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
171 posts
Dec 30th
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“Sabes que fue un buen libro cuando te dolió terminar de leer la última página.”
– Barbique_’s Twitter
Dec 30th
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Me: ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“Contigo los pies entrelazados.”
– Arrkadio’s Twitter
Dec 29th
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student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: no there are kids in africa
student: what
teacher: africa
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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