(Source: invisiblegaymen)

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undie-fan-99:

Wouldn’t you like to this lick that sexy chest (and pits for others)?

undie-fan-99:

Wouldn’t you like to this lick that sexy chest (and pits for others)?

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latertjs:

latertjs 10/19

latertjs:

latertjs 10/19

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turtwink:

the first guy to realize he was gay must have been all like

image

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tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

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I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear
 if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, Why is ‘cakewalk’ stuck in my head? And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell. 

(Source: bufays, via brandon-starks)

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(Source: shitandotherthings)

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thelifeofawildchild:

sexyy

thelifeofawildchild:

sexyy

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"Eventually, soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place."

Robert Brault (via hellanne)

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(Source: meniloveat5280)

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(Source: thelastdraegon)

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smellslikebutthole:

me

smellslikebutthole:

me

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lovingmalemodels:

Andre Hamann

lovingmalemodels:

Andre Hamann

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crazycatslovers:

We’re gonna be late! Let’s go!

crazycatslovers:

We’re gonna be late! Let’s go!

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rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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